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Patient to a fault, this kind-hearted soul is always first to sacrifice themselves for the good of others... ​ Surely no one can be this nice all the time?

A lovable ditz who just wants to have fun and make best friends for life. ​ But if things don't go their way, get ready for the waterworks.

Used to being waited on hand and foot, this aristocratic throwback has never seen so many commoners in one place... ​ And one is not impressed.

This shameless flirt is known all over town for their good looks, charm, banter, and not much else... ​ Is there more to them than meets the eye?

Whether there is a job that needs doing - or not - this busybody is doing it. ​ Rules and regulation are their religion, as well as other people's business...

Glamorous, confident, and born for fame and fortune, they'll be your best friend... ​ But you'd better watch your back when the claws come out.

‘Is anyone actually going to watch this sh*t?' This moody pessimist is at the end of their tether... ​ But can anything melt their hard exterior?

This brown-noser thinks flattery will get them everywhere. ​ They suck up to all the big personalities, but disappear at the first sign of trouble....

Pulling all the strings, this shady tactician knows how to get ahead... ​ Shame they would sell their own grandmother to get what they want.

This free spirit will never conform to expectations. They might seem peculiar... ​ But what if they're the only one with a grip on reality?

This pun-loving joker doesn't take anything seriously... especially reality TV shows. ​ No subject or housemate is off limits for a snarky comment or a witty put down.

No filter, no mercy... and a monumental chip on their shoulder. ​ Get on the wrong side of this unstoppable force and you'll get the full hairdryer treatment.